Humorous camping song in twist style (4/4, bouncy Chubby Checker "Let's Twist Again" vibe), male vocals, cheerful ironic tone, handclaps on the chorus, accordion/guitar/brass, mid tempo. Theme: friends go camping for the weekend — daytime gnats swarm their faces, nighttime mosquitoes drink blood and whine annoyingly; they fight back with a pillow, smear on cream, still end up covered in bites while mosquitoes sit smugly in the bushes. Chorus with claps: "Oh, the gnats! Oh, the gnats! Everywhere you look — a swarm!" Ending: slow down on the last lines, then speed up on "and off camping we go again!"