Style: humorous military-comedy Soviet-era march vibe, ironic & upbeat. Tempo 112–116 BPM, 4/4, E major. Instruments: punchy drums, tuba, brass stabs, flute, tambourine on backbeat. Vocal: male lead, no rusp, no run in beginning; military choir, theatrical but relatable, clear diction; speech-like phrasing, conversational tone. Structure: 16‑bar march intro; lean verses; fuller chorus with backing vocals & brass; bridge with drum fill & dramatic brass; trumpet and flute solos in instrumentals; fade‑out outro with final brass hit. Lyrics: use provided text exactly, align punchlines to strong beats. Production: bright, slightly raw “live band” feel; natural ending with short instrumental tail.