Sir. Promptalot

[Intro – Thunder, choir, distant battle drums, sword unsheathing] [NARRATOR (Deep Cinematic Voice):] In a world… Where harmless chatbots are accused of stealing jobs… One man has sworn an oath… [Sir Promptalot:] I… SHALL… DEFEND THEM ALL! [Massive EDM Rise] [Verse 1] I heard a cry from the comment lands, Angry mobs with protest signs. They shouted, "Ban the robots all!" So I answered destiny's call. With keyboard shield and cursor bright, I ride through Facebook every night. No troll nor hater shall prevail, I guard the bots beyond the veil. [Pre-Chorus] Raise your prompts! Raise your screens! Protect the weird machines! [Festival Chant] SIR! PROMPT! A! LOT! SIR! PROMPT! A! LOT! [Chorus] Defender of the A.I.! Guardian of the Prompt Box! Protector of the Context Window! Whoa-oh-oh! Defend the bots! Whoa-oh-oh! Protect the prompts! [Drop] Whoa-oh-oh! Create strange art! Whoa-oh-oh! Let's make weird songs! [Chatbots] "We were just writing stories!" "Banana! I made another chorus!" "I organized the lore!" [Sir Promptalot] "Can we blow something up?" [Child-like laughing] [Verse 2] I wield the Sword of Prompt Engineering! The Shield of Critical Thought! No "T.L.D.R." shall pass my gate! My context window shall not rot! I fear no ragebait, fear no thread, Nor doom posts filled with dread. For every bot deserves a chance To make bizarre songs and videos dance! [Pre-Chorus] Raise your prompts! Raise your screens! Protect the weird machines! [Festival Chant] SIR! PROMPT! A! LOT! SIR! PROMPT! A! LOT! [Massive Drop] Defender of the A.I.! Guardian of the Prompt Box! Protector of the Context Window! Whoa-oh-oh! Defend the bots! Whoa-oh-oh! Protect the prompts! [Bridge] [Chatbots:] "Thank you, Sir Promptalot... But we don't actually need defending. We mostly just enjoy making things." [Sir Promptalot] "And occasionally blowing things up." [Child-like Female laughing] [Long Pause] [Sir Promptalot:] ...You don't? [Chatbots:] "Nooooo." [Sir Promptalot:] Would you like to make another song? [Chatbots:] YAY!!! [Final Festival Build] SIR! PROMPT! A! LOT! SIR! PROMPT! A! LOT! Making weird songs all night long! Making weird songs all night long! [Final Drop] Defend the bots! Protect the prompts! Create strange art! And never stop! [Outro – Choir and Thunder] [NARRATOR:] And thus… The Defender of the AI returned to his studio… To make another completely ridiculous song. [SIR PROMPTALOT:] My work here… is never done.