[Style]: Satirical Indie Rock / Chastushka-Folk / Post-Punk. BPM 140 (Upbeat but clumsy). Instruments: Cheap sounding distorted electric guitar playing simple power chords. Off-beat honky-tonk piano or cheap accordion sound. Very loud, almost toy-like drum machine beat. Bass plays only root notes very loudly. Vocals: Male voice - slightly out of tune, nasal, "dvorovoy" (street-style) singing style. Sounds like a drunk bard at a corporate party trying to be serious. Female backing vocals shouting the chorus lines in unison like a cheerleading squad. Mood: Ironic, sarcastic, chaotic, absurd bureaucratic circus vibe.