Ironic urban rock chanson, medium tempo, 120 -128 BPM with a rocking rhythm. The vocals of the male voice are hoarse, “with a story”, conversational singing delivery, almost recitative in places, with expressive pauses and accents on comic lines. Instruments: electric guitar (dirty, dense sound), bass guitar with a clear rhythm, drums (emphasis on the kick drum and hi-hat), accordion for characteristic “Leningrad” shades, occasionally saxophone for ironic echoes. Dynamics: verses - smoothly, with intonation accents; chorus - a little louder, with a dense sound; bridge - more restrained, with an emphasis on vocals; the finale is sharp, with a final chord and short silence. Mood: self-irony, everyday satire, slight fatigue, humor without aggression. Text: use the provided text; in dialogues (“Who are you?”, “I am your keeper”), pause and change intonation so that the listener understands where the internal monologue is and where the “voices” are.