Текст песни
[Intro: Fast yodeling on "Yo-de-lay-hee-hoo", slowing down into a deep, satisfied hum]
[Verse 1]
I'm Hans-Pyotr up on the hill,
My pockets are empty, but my heart has its fill.
I've got two hundred sheep and a thermos of tea,
And I'm singing this chorus for absolutely free!
No wolf in the valley, no trouble, no fuss,
Just acres of grass and a whole lot of us.
But something is missing from this perfect view…
I need to check if my data came through!
[Chorus — The Yodel Part]
Yo-de-le-hee! Yo-de-le-hoo!
Baa-baa-doodle-doo!
My woolly white army is happy and fat,
They're rolling down meadows just like a bowling hat!
Yo-di-dai-dai! Yo-di-day-ay!
There's nothing more funny I see in my day!
From dawn until sunset, we work as a team,
The happiest shepherd you've ever seen!
[Verse 2]
My lead ram is Barry, he's wearing a vest,
He thinks he runs logistics, but mostly just rests.
When tourists walk by with their cameras and bread,
He poses dramatically, shaking his head.
The ewes gossip loudly about who's got the best curls,
While ignoring the handsome young rams from the pearls.
And yesterday morning, oh what a big fright,
We woke up at sunrise to pastel pink light!
Bridge (Spoken word over slow accordion or alpenhorn tune)
I said, "Barry, old boy, look at that sky!"
He sighed, rolled his eyes, and replied with a lie:
"The forecast was cloudy. This hue is all wrong.
Besides, Pyotr, it's Tuesday. Your socks don't belong."
(Laughs) He was right! I'd put on one argyle, one stripe.
So we laughed 'til we cried, such a wonderful type!
[Chorus — Faster Yodel]
Yo-de-le-hee! Yo-de-le-hoo!
Baa-baa-doodle-doo!
My fluffy accountants are counting the hay,
Then falling asleep in the most comical way!
Yo-di-dai-dai! Yo-di-day-ay!
I taught them to line-dance last Saturday!
They wiggle their hips and they clap with their hooves,
It's better than Netflix, it constantly moves!
[Verse 3]
I tried to teach Siri to call out their names,
But now when I whistle, the Bluetooth inflames.
It orders twelve pizzas straight to the peak,
For Bartholomew, Dolly, and good old Greg-bleat!
My phone has no signal, the battery's dead,
But who needs an iPhone when you have this spread?
Of creatures who pay me in milk and in cheese,
And give me spontaneous grazing trapeze!
[Outro — Slowing down]
Yo-de-lay... hi-ho... baa-baa-moo...
There goes my Merino, she's knitting your shoe...
Yodel-ay-ee-oop...
[One final loud, echoing high note...]
Dinner is ready! BAA-HA-HA-HA!
