Синдром Вечности (Йодль Эльфа-Передозника)_EN

[Intro] (Instrumental: Epic cinematic strings, harp arpeggios, sound of wind in Rivendell... then record scratch -> Polka accordion starts abruptly) [Verse 1: Deep Baritone] I live nine hundred years, I've seen it all, Built castles from moonlight, stood so tall. Galadriel gives me shampoo again, But I just want some fried cheese, my friend! The magic is boring, the elves are a pain, I'm sick of this forest, I'm going insane! [Pre-Chorus] They write poems about sunsets for three hundred years... They don't even have Wi-Fi to dry these tears! [Chorus: METAL EXPLOSION + YODEL] [Female Epic Choir: Lorien!] [Male Voice: HO-DE-LI-DU-U! HULEY-LOY-LOY!] Заберите меня кто-нибудь домой! Где не ходят орки, нет этих фей, А есть только пиво и пара друзей! HO-DE-LI-DU-DU! Over the Gold Wood! This eternal beauty is misunderstood! [Verse 2: Deep Baritone] Sauron sends memes, Nazgûl play loud drums, I traded my longbow for sausages and crumbs. I fought a Balrog over parking spot, He called me a "dumb tree-hugger", believe it or not! I miss concrete jungles, I miss traffic jams... Just give me a burger, I don't give a damn! [Bridge: Slow and Dramatic] (Instrumental: Single sad piano key, rain sound) They sing about starlight... it's driving me mad... There is no sewer system... everything smells bad... My ears are too pointy, my shoes have no laces... I need a vacation from all these immortals' faces... [Musical Solo / Проигрыш] (Самый важный момент. Бит ускоряется до скорости света) [Instrumental Section:]