My betrothed

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Hey, Spirit of my Universe! Bring my beloved back to me— Why has his path gone astray? My soul is tired of waiting, day by day. How long must I be the one who waits? Time to change my fate! For goodness' sake— It's time to make a change! Yes, a change! [Shaman drum fades into 808 bass] --- **[Verse 1]** Not thirty-three vertebrae, Not twenty-four ribs in a row— I'm searching for the one who will give Me plenty of love and plenty of glow. Not a horse, not a sword, not a spear— What I need is your *manly* cheer... Heh heh heh! *Attention!* What were *you* thinking? Shame on you! [Laughs] I need attention to my beauty, you see— So that everything about me Pleases you completely. --- **[Chorus]** My destined one, my chosen man— Come to me with money in hand! Don't smoke, don't drink—not even a glass— For your beloved, let nothing pass! My destined one, my promised groom— Build me a wallet that's full to the bloom! Crypto-loaded, bursting with light— So we'll have everything hidden, yet bright! --- **[Verse 2]** I see confusion swirling in your head— "You can be happy in a shack," you said? (Yeah, right?) That's all a lie—break that illusion free— No happy souls live in poverty! So, darling, don't feed me that line— In a shack, I can't shine. I want a villa on Phuket's shore— Thailand is beautiful, and so much more! And there, I'll be happy forevermore! --- **[Bridge]** I chant, I chant, I chant for love— I cast my spell to the stars above— So that for me, you'd do anything, To take me traveling on silver wings— And never once reproach my ways— Hey! Hey! Remember this, my spiritual kin: Money is energy—we all want it in. Without money, without cash— You're just a slave to the thrash— Unhappy in life, with nothing to give, You barely even live! --- **[Outro]** [Drum fades out, record scratch] That's it—I've cast my spell! Did a big check hit my card yet? Oh-oh-oh, here comes the magic! Yo! But wait—where is my groom ? Ugh, I earned it all myself. And where's my beloved? Huh? I'm waiting! --- **[Chorus – Reprise]** My destined one, my chosen man— Come to me with money in hand! Don't smoke, don't drink (not a single drop)— For your beloved, never stop! My destined one, my promised groom— Buy us a home where the palm trees bloom— On Phuket's shore, by the sea so blue— Where the sun and waves will make us new— And we'll be so happy, me and you!