**Style:** Folk-pop, humorous country-folk. Rhythm 140–150 BPM (2/4 or 4/4). Accent on the first beat. **Foundation:** Guitar and bass-balalaika playing steady eighth notes. Key timbres — bayan in the chorus, balalaika prima with trills in the instrumental breaks, wooden spoons create a dry pulse in the second verse. Deep double bass. Drums: kick drum (imitating steps), shaker, bright snare drum. **Vocals:** Cheerful "white voice." Verses are recited, choruses feature powerful unison chanting. Choral interjections ("Ai-yai-yai") sound like playful exclamations. **Dynamics:** * **Verse 1:** Moderately loud, dry percussion. * **Chorus 1:** *Forte*, bayan and balalaika enter. * **Verse 2:** Louder, rapid spoon taps. * **Chorus 2:** *Fortissimo*, tempo increases. * **Break:** Explosive crescendo, balalaika improvisation over general noise. * **Verse 3:** Sudden drop to a whisper over guitar arpeggio. * **Finale:** Harmonica chord, tambourine hit. Duration ~2:30.