[Verse 1]
We parked it by the shed,
Wrapped up in a tarp.
Fresh coat on the handle,
Still shining in the dark.
You know the neighbors stare
When it rolls out in the yard.
One scratch, one stolen part,
And that would hit us hard.
[Pre-Chorus]
So keep your hands off,
Keep your boots back.
That old grass king
Is a little too precious for that.
[Chorus]
Protect the brand mower,
Protect the brand mower.
Hands off the blade now,
That’s our pride and our border.
Protect the brand mower,
Protect the brand mower.
Roll it back home safe,
Roll it back home
[Verse 2]
I know it sounds silly,
But baby, it’s the truth.
Saturday in the heat,
It puts food on the table too.
Clean cut on the front lawn,
Straight lines in the back.
It’s more than metal and paint,
It’s the work that keeps us stacked.
[Pre-Chorus]
So keep your hands off,
Keep your boots back.
That old grass king
Is a little too precious for that.
[Chorus]
Protect the brand mower,
Protect the brand mower.
Hands off the blade now,
That’s our pride and our border.
Protect the brand mower,
Protect the brand mower.
Roll it back home safe,
Roll it back home
[Bridge]
If the fence gate swings,
If the lock hangs loose,
Call my name, call my name,
I’ll come running for you.
No dent, no dip,
No cracked-up chrome.
We built this little machine,
And we’re bringing it home.
[Final Chorus]
Protect the brand mower,
Protect the brand mower.
Hands off the blade now,
That’s our pride and our border.
Protect the brand mower,
Protect the brand mower.
Roll it back home safe,
Roll it back home