Putin Call Max

[Intro] (Calling the Max) [Verse 1] Pútin in a captain’s chair Flight suit Budweiser beer Snacks float past Potato chips One engine doing backflips He taps the gauge It taps him back Loose bolts doing jumping jacks He hits the intercom Fake calm voice “This is fine We got no choice” (uh-huh) [Chorus] Hello Earth Pick up the Max Our engine just flew off and flex You left us on read in the great unknown So we declare war on your dial tone War on your whatsapp War on your telegram War on your busy tone putting us to sleep If you don’t call back in three Two One We’re starting a space war just for fun (hey!) [Instrumental solo] [Verse 2] Donald Trump are playing chess One pawn stuck to the air-con vent He says “Guys Tiny problem here” They say “Is it snacks or is it fear?” He dials again “Earth It’s Vlad” “We lost a thingy It’s kind of bad” Only answer’s elevator music hum So he salutes and starts to drum [Chorus] Hello Earth Pick up the Max Our engine just flew off and flex You left us on read in the great unknown So we declare war on your dial tone War on your whatsapp War on your telegram War on your busy tone putting us to sleep If you don’t call back in three Two One We’re starting a space war just for fun [Bridge] He points at Max “Recruit the sand” Shakes the Moon’s bright cheesy hand “Allied comets Join my crew Target: every missed call from you” (oh yeah) We’ll send memes instead of bombs Sticker packs instead of storms Ceasefire signed in neon crayon Treaty reads: “Just leave the line on” [Chorus] Hello Earth Pick up the max Our engine just flew off and flex You left us on read in the great unknown So we declare war on your dial tone War on your whatsapp War on your telegram War on your sleepy hold music so deep If you don’t call back in three Two One We’re starting a space war just for fun [Chorus] Hello Max We called again We brought our engine Duct-taped friends You finally answered Laughing “What?” He says “Next time Text me from the spot” War is over Lines are clear They trade cat pics atmosphere to sphere From orbit now his biggest fear Is running out of jokes next year (hey!) [Outro]