Nail in My Butt (Гвоздь в попе) Поехали! :-)

[Intro: A fast, rhythmic rock and roll riff on the guitar, drums with a double bass, a little "wow wow" from a saxophone imitating the sound of pain.] [Verse 1] Woke up this morning, sun shinin' bright Everything was just feelin' all right Poured myself coffee, sugar and cream Livin' that cool rockabilly dream Then I sat down, on my favorite chair Felt a sharp jolt, went up in the air! Oh, sweet mercy, what could it be? A tiny little somethin' stuck deep inside of me! [Chorus: Powerfully, with backing vocals "Yeah!" and "Oh-oh!"] Oh, a NAIL IN MY BUTT! It's a misery! Shakin' and groovin', can't set myself free! Like a wild cat, caught in a snare This ain't no teddy bear, it's a nightmare! A NAIL IN MY BUTT! It's a twisted, painful jam! Guess my good times, just went "Oh, damn!" [Verse 2] Tried to look cool, with my pompadour high Tried to keep dancing, beneath a blue sky My leather jacket, was lookin' so slick But every small wiggle, brought a terrible prick! Went to the doctor, with a sheepish grin Said, "Doc, I got trouble, deep within!" He gave me a look, raised an eyebrow with a smirk "Son, that's what happens, when your tools start to lurk!" [Chorus: Even more catchy!] Oh, a NAIL IN MY BUTT! It's a misery! Shakin' and groovin', can't set myself free! Like a wild cat, caught in a snare This ain't no teddy bear, it's a nightmare! A NAIL IN MY BUTT! It's a twisted, painful jam! Guess my good times, just went "Oh, damn!" [Bridge: The tempo slows down a bit, more bluesy, the saxophone gives out a long, "painful" note. Backing vocals "Oh Gosh..."] Maybe I'm cursed, maybe I'm blind Left that old plank, right there behind Should've been careful, should've watched out Now this little monster, makes me wanna shout! Oh, the pain, it keeps on comin' back to bite Makes me wanna holler, through the day and the night! [Guitar solo: A bright, energetic, classic rockabilly solo with light tremolo and bands, intertwining short, fast saxophone phrases. The middle of the solo is more "twitchy", imitating nervous movements from pain.] [Final Chorus: Full power, with backing vocals of "YEAH!" and "OH YEAH!", and shouts of "OW!"] Oh, a NAIL IN MY BUTT! It's a misery! Shakin' and groovin', can't set myself free! Like a wild cat, caught in a snare This ain't no teddy bear, it's a nightmare! A NAIL IN MY BUTT! It's a twisted, painful jam! Guess my good times, just went "Oh, damn!" Oh, a NAIL IN MY BUTT! It's a misery! Shakin' and groovin', can't set myself free! Like a wild cat, caught in a snare This ain't no teddy bear, it's a nightmare! A NAIL IN MY BUTT! It's a twisted, painful jam! Guess my good times, just went "Oh, damn!" [Outro: The tempo accelerates, the guitar riffs become even more aggressive, the double bass beats a nervous, fast rhythm. The saxophone makes a few final "hoarse" sounds. Backing vocals in one voice: "Nail! In my butt! Yeah!"] [The guitar plays a short, final, sharp chord that ends abruptly. The drums make a final "boom!"]