Doom cabaret with folk cabaret swing at 120 BPM. Male vocal, conversational and cheeky, with sharply timed comic pauses. Verses: nimble acoustic guitar, bouncy upright bass, dry hand percussion. Choruses: heavier distorted guitar and a weighty doom riff while retaining a loping cabaret swing. Bridge strips back to intimate spoken delivery. Ironic, mischievous, darkly comic; theatrical restraint, close dry vocal, clear section contrasts, abrupt dead-stop ending.