Crème de la Crumbv6

[Verse 1] You brought a tiny ladder to the grand hotel To reach the button marked “Please Ring the Bell” The bell rang back in a very posh tone “You’ve reached the bell, please leave a message after the drone” [Pre-Chorus] I checked my pockets for a plan Found one raisin and a rubber band You said, “Be cool.” I said, “I am.” Then saluted the ceiling fan [Chorus] We’re the crème de la crumb, the kings of the snack With a paper crown and a coat on backwards We came for the cake, but the cake came alive Now it’s asking if we’ve got a reservation Hey! (Pardon!) Hey! (Excuse me!) We’re the crème de la crumb tonight [Verse 2] The waiter brought us soup in a shoe It came with a tiny umbrella and a tab for two You tried to make a toast with a bread roll The bread said, “I’m busy,” and swallowed the whole bowl [Pre-Chorus] I checked my pockets once again Found a coupon for a pet rock pen You said, “Be cool.” I said, “I can.” Then made small talk with a frying pan [Chorus] We’re the crème de la crumb, the kings of the snack With a paper crown and a coat on backwards We came for the cake, but the cake came alive Now it’s asking if we’ve got a reservation Hey! (Pardon!) Hey! (Excuse me!) We’re the crème de la crumb tonight [Bridge] The cake wore glasses The shoe wore soup The waiter did a little loop I asked for water The water said, “No.” Then every single spoon yelled, “Go!” [Pause] [Final Chorus] We’re the crème de la crumb, the kings of the snack With a paper crown and a coat on backwards We came for the cake, but the cake came alive Now it’s asking if we’ve got a reservation Hey! (Pardon!) Hey! (Excuse me!) We’re the crème de la crumb tonight [Outro] Check, please! The check just winked.