The Worst Outlaws in the Wild Westv6

[Intro] [Spaghetti western whistle] [Playful banjo riff] [Saloon piano] Barkeep, pour another round! Tonight we're gonna own this town! We got a plan! We got a map! We only lost the map... [Verse 1] Dust on our boots, stars in our eyes, Four dumb cowboys and four big lies. Billy rides backward, Jack can't steer, And nobody knows why we're even here! We picked the bank at half past three, But someone left the keys in a tree. Our fearless leader gave a mighty shout: "Nobody panic! We'll figure it out!" [Pre-Chorus] [Banjo builds tension] Hats on! Boots tight! Everybody look left and right! One, two, three... [Sudden stop] WHO BROUGHT THE CHICKEN?! [Chorus] [Explosive country rock] HEY! HEY! HERE WE GO! Riding like a runaway rodeo! Dust in the sky, hats flying high, We're the biggest fools money can buy! YEE-HAW! LET THE BANJO PLAY! We lost our map and forgot the way! If fortune smiles, we'll be millionaires! If not, we'll open a barber shop upstairs! [Instrumental Break] [Fast banjo solo] [Twangy electric guitar] [Western whistle] [Gang vocals] YEE-HAW! GIDDY UP! [Verse 2] We found the bank, but it wasn't the right one, The local piano player thought this was fun. Billy grabbed a suitcase full of old underwear, Jack found a goat and declared himself mayor! The townsfolk gathered to watch our show, Our getaway wagon refused to go. The sheriff just laughed and tipped his hat: "Best entertainment I've seen, imagine that!" [Pre-Chorus] [Building tension] Hats on! Boots tight! This whole adventure feels just right! One, two, three... [Sudden stop] WHERE'S THE CHICKEN NOW?! [Chorus] [Full band, louder gang vocals] HEY! HEY! HERE WE GO! Riding like a runaway rodeo! Dust in the sky, hats flying high, We're the biggest fools money can buy! YEE-HAW! LET THE BANJO PLAY! We lost our map and forgot the way! If fortune smiles, we'll be millionaires! If not, we'll open a barber shop upstairs! [Bridge] [Half-time blues groove] [Deep raspy vocals] The sheriff walked over and gave us a grin. "Tell me, boys, how's the big adventure been?" Our leader stood tall, adjusted his hat: "Well, sir... we meant to do something like that." [Pause] [Quiet banjo pluck] Then Billy appeared with a chicken on his head. "Good news, boys! The chicken found the bread!" [Final Chorus] [Maximum energy, wild banjo and electric guitars] HEY! HEY! THE WHOLE TOWN SINGS! We're the worst outlaws with the shiniest rings! The wagon's stuck and the goat's in charge, And our little adventure has grown quite large! YEE-HAW! LET THE BELLS RING! We came for the gold, came back with a chicken! Raise up your glasses, let the whole town say: THE DUMBEST COWBOYS IN THE WILD WEST TODAY! [Outro] [Band crashes to a stop] [One lonely banjo note] Barkeep... Put it on the chicken's tab. [Drunken laughter] [Western whistle] [End]