Apocalypse Customer Supportv6

[Intro — Hold Music, Then Heavy Riff] [Cheerful elevator music plays over a crackling phone line. Distant alarms grow louder. A call-center beep cuts through the noise.] [Automated Voice] Thank you for calling the End of the World. Your extinction is important to us. [Verse 1 — Rhythmic Clean Vocals] The sky turned red at half past four. The moon fell through the office door. I called the number on the screen. A cheerful voice said, “Please stay on the line.” The city shook. The lights went black. A recorded message called me back: “For faster service, press number two if the world is ending in front of you.” [Pre-Chorus — Clean Vocals, Building] I hear the sirens. I see the flames. The voice says, “Please remain calm.” [Chorus — Big, Catchy Clean Vocals] I’m on hold while the world falls down! Your call is important—please don’t hang up now! The stars are gone, the seas are high, but someone will be with you shortly. I’m on hold while the world falls down! Press one for rescue, press two for doubt! The end is here, but help is on the way— your estimated wait time is yesterday! [Verse 2 — Rhythmic Vocals over Driving Riffs] The operator came back on the line: “Have you tried restarting time?” I said, “The sun is coming loose.” She said, “That’s covered under a different plan.” The mountains cracked. The oceans climbed. I heard a tiny keyboard typing: “Please describe the issue in detail.” I said, “The planet’s gone.” She said, “That’s not very specific.” [Pre-Chorus — Clean Vocals, Bigger Build] I hear the sirens. I see the flames. The voice says, “Your place in line remains the same.” [Chorus — Bigger, Catchy Clean Vocals] I’m on hold while the world falls down! Your call is important—please don’t hang up now! The stars are gone, the seas are high, but someone will be with you shortly. I’m on hold while the world falls down! Press one for rescue, press two for doubt! The end is here, but help is on the way— your estimated wait time is yesterday! [Breakdown — Heavy, Stop-Start Groove] [Drop into a bouncy, crushing half-time breakdown. Use call-and-response shouts and brief high screams; no growls.] [Clean Shout] Have you tried turning it off?! [Group Shout] THE WORLD IS ON FIRE! [Clean Shout] Have you tried turning it on?! [Group Shout] IT’S GETTING MUCH WORSE! [High Scream] PLEASE HOLD! [Bridge — Clean Vocals, Sparse at First] Then the line went quiet. No music. No reply. A small red light kept blinking as the last clouds crossed the sky. I put the phone down. I looked outside. For once, the whole world wasn’t asking me to wait. [Final Chorus — Full Band, Energetic and Defiant] I was on hold while the world fell down! No one came to save us—so we found a way out! The stars went dark, the seas climbed high, but we were still here, standing together. I was on hold while the world fell down! No more waiting for the voice to come around! The end arrived, but we’re still awake— we’ll face whatever the hotline can’t fix today! [Outro — Call Disconnects] [The band stops. A phone disconnect tone sounds.] [Automated Voice] Your call has been disconnected. [One final guitar hit.]