Fast, high-energy rapcore with heavy drop-tuned guitars, punchy bass, explosive drums, rapid-fire screamed rap, and crushing breakdowns throughout every section. Extreme vocals only: no clean singing. Humorous, energetic delivery with clear rhythmic articulation and a rowdy, mosh-pit-ready feel. Keep the lyrics in English and preserve the section structure. Polished studio recording, no live audience noise.
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10.10.2026
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Текст песни
Intro — Breakdown
CHECK!
The table shakes, the bass tears through the room!
CHECK!
Who’s running up the tab tonight?!
Verse 1 — Fast Scream-Rap
She storms into the restaurant like she’s leading a parade,
She flips open the menu like a treasure map displayed.
“I’ll only have some tea,” she says, all sweetness in her tone,
Then soup, steak, cake, and coffee claim the table as her own.
Her smile seals the deal, her eyes light up the hall,
The waiter checks the bill again—he’s seen this trick before.
“What a surprise!” she says, the check tucked out of sight,
I shake my head: “Here we go again—another pricey night!”
Verse Breakdown
SPOON — UP!
CHECK — RIGHT HERE!
Who ordered all this…
STOP!
Just kidding. Drop the bass!
Chorus — Fast Scream-Rap
The check says “two,” but she’s ordering for three,
Dessert disappears, then the bill comes back to me.
I thought, “Romance!”—the whole room roared, “You bet!”
“BRO, THIS AIN’T A DATE—IT’S A BUSINESS LUNCH CHECK!”
Chorus Breakdown
EAT! — PAY!
BASS! — SHAKE!
It’s all just jokes,
Now split that check!
Verse 2 — Fast Scream-Rap
Third date, bold approach: “There’s lobster all year round!”
I say, “That place costs a fortune!” She says, “Relax, I’ve got cash.”
My inner bassist snaps the chain and starts to lose control,
The guitar says, “Buddy, breathe”—the drums begin to roll.
But no big scene, no drama, no hard feelings on display,
We split the check, then let the whole band blast away!
Verse Breakdown
SPLIT IT!
DON’T FRET!
BASS IN YOUR CHEST!
The bill is paid—we’re on our way!
Chorus 2 — Fast Scream-Rap
The check says “two,” but she’s ordering for three,
Dessert disappears, then the bill comes back to me.
I thought, “Romance!”—the whole room roared, “You bet!”
“BRO, THIS AIN’T A DATE—IT’S A BUSINESS LUNCH CHECK!”
Transition — “EEAGH!”
EEAGH!
Breakdown
CHECK — SPLIT IN HALF!
BASS — HIT THE FLOOR!
Don’t paint them all the same—
Let the whole place roar!
Bridge — Extreme Vocals
But seriously, enough with all the labels,
Don’t judge people by the orders on their tables.
Love’s no check, no deal, no cash to collect—
It hits harder than guitars—and it deserves respect!
Final Chorus — Fast Scream-Rap
The check’s for two, and life is better shared,
Let joy drown out the gossip and the stares.
Here’s my confession, no mask, no pretend:
I love women—not their checks, but who they are, my friends!
Outro — Final Breakdown
LOVE’S NOT A CHECK!
THE HEART’S NOT A BILL!
RESPECT TO WOMEN!
BASS — KILL!