dark cabaret waltz, 3/4 time signature, 68 BPM, drunken funeral march, weimar kabarett, slow swaying tempo, detuned upright piano with felt hammers, oom-pah-pah waltz bass, bowed and pizzicato double bass, musette accordion, bandoneon pad, harmon muted trumpet, low bass clarinet counter-melody, soft brushed snare, tubular bell hit on refrain, junk percussion, glass clinks, creaking wood, 1920s Weimar tavern atmosphere, theatrical macabre mood, mono lo-fi vintage recording, wooden room natural reverb, warm tube saturation, vinyl crackle, memento mori, sea port cabaret EXCLUDE STYLES: electric guitar, distorted guitar, synthesizer, synth pad, drum machine, EDM, modern pop, autotune, clean crooner vocal, 4/4 time, rock beat, hip-hop, trap, dubstep, reggae, country, bright mastering, sub-bass, sidechain, stadium reverb