Ironic cabaret ballad at 95 BPM, cheerful and rhythmic, with witty baritone male vocals delivered through sly phrasing and theatrical vibrato. Upright piano, walking double bass, brushed snare, tuba accents, muted trumpet, accordion, and pizzicato strings create vaudeville bounce. Minor-key verses contrast with bright major choruses; slapback vocal delay, plate reverb, and abrupt brass stabs add playful menace.